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    RWT 20 December 2024 6:22 to post Dogcrap

    F**kin’ lol. Damn dude. I knew it was goy slop shlocky romcom B movie, but not Dogsh*t Popcorn!

    I figured I’d get some pushback on this review. I think the last time that happened was with “Talk To Me” (2022) because I said I didn’t mind the gaggle of negresses and changs in the cast. But for this, you can tell it’s a cheesy 90’s movie from the poster and release date. And the trailer. Didn’t think I needed to give a heads up about that.

    I love 80’s and 90’s movies because they are unapologetically upbeat. I enjoy dark and gritty realistic movies but now everything is too self aware and makes meta jokes that break the fourth wall or try to one up each other with realism. I’m tired of every actor being ugly and frumpy. I want to watch gorgeous people LARP as normal.

    Also, c’mon man! Loving animals is the Whitest thing you can do. Would love to read your review of “The Cove” (2009).

    Anyways, hilarious excoriating review. Sorry to have led you astray.

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    Anon 17 September 2024 8:23 to post FAQ

    Trans rights are human rights.

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    Brahman 17 August 2024 19:13 to post Rage of Mages

    Walkthrough of the game for the mage in a fast way on a high difficulty. For hardcore lovers:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONPPfiNoNNs

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    Beertje BlauwRWT 20 December 2024 19:13 to post Feedback

    One recommendation: Most of the time, after someone posts a review you get a lot of reactions from people, thumb ups, or downs, a reply, etc but then it mostly sinks down, for example nobody responded to any of my reviews in the months I have been gone. Old reviews are snowed under and forgotten. So it might be a good idea to make a 4th button next to latest that shows random reviews from everyone on the site. This way you increase the engagement with other people’s reviews and makes it easier for people to find new media to watch.

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    Brahmanalisha 19 August 2024 12:07 to post You have to pay for everything

    Yeah, I watched it the other day and decided to share my impressions. It’s scary that people have forgotten how to think and form their thoughts and perceive any consistent text as the generation of a neural network.

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    Brahman 27 October 2024 16:20 to post Enlightenment Guaranteed: When Spiritual Journey Breaks Instagram Expectations

    Heads up: There’s some woke stuff sprinkled throughout the film, though it’s not the main focus of the story.

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    BrahmanBrahman 14 August 2024 10:24 to post Blade Runner 2049
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    mypasswordispassword 30 December 2024 15:38 to post REVIEW: The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024)

    long, detailed review, and managed to do so without spoiling much.

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    Anonalisha 13 January 16:50 to post FAQ

    Lol cry more.

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    Anon 19 December 2024 6:25 to post The Boondocks

    My phone slipped and I accidentally put 5 for fedora tipping. Sh*t.

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    Brahman 18 August 2024 19:51 to post Doom II: Hell on Earth

    Word is that an official update for DOOM has just been released. You can fight online like 30 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4-xswoPRpo

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    BrahmanAnon 4 September 2024 17:17 to post Good old Morrowind in new packaging

    how can i be slavic when i chat gpt (:
    https://zeitgeistreviews.com/critics/324897-Audience-Brahman-You_have_to_pay_for_everything/#comment-19

    gpt is american development…

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    Anon 15 January 10:12 to post Curt Hayward

    Curt is a much better actor than one would think, based on his very limited resume. And Curt is a really good singer and mimic of famous pop, hip-hop, rock and jazz singers.

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    Anon 15 January 10:20 to post Curt Hayward

    Absolutely *****

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    Anon 1 January 12:19 to post “A Street Cat Named Bob”

    Great and accurate review. I’d just like to add that the movie is set in modern londen, with obvious implications.

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    Anon 15 January 10:15 to post Curt Hayward

    J.J.

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    Anon 17 December 2024 19:22 to post The Legend of Redbad

    waltuh

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    STFU HollywoodAnon 1 December 2024 2:06 to post Feedback

    ? Will add that soon. Logged in users can edit their reviews still but there’s an error where it removes all “br” tags and only keeps “&nbsр;” for line breaks. The formatting is all wonky. Originally the site only had anonymous reviews like the Chans, so there was no ability to edit because there was no way to restrict it to the original poster. Then later we added user profiles and registration step by step. So we’re missing some basic features.

    Everyone will be able to delete and edit comments/reviews soon. And in a better way that’s more user friendly. But as of now, you should be able to edit reviews if you go back to that movie page while logged in. Try it. 

    We’ll also be improving the ghetto woke ratings and replace them with tags similar to Google reviews. Step by step though…

    Thanks for your patience.

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    Beertje BlauwRWT 21 December 2024 7:58 to post holy kino

    Well, not a fascist, just a Nationalist and I don’t meet that many fascist and natsocs, but yeah nationalist demo’s in the Netherlands and Flanders look exactly like that, though more amicable. 🙂

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    Sergios 26 August 2024 5:27 to post Miyazaki's Dream

    Yeah, perhaps. The child is going through a crisis due to the death of his mother and the move to a new place with his father’s new wife. He is not accepting her, and he’s facing trouble at his new school. In his troubled imagination this story plays out, in which he accepts a new mother, decides to take responsibility for his own
    life. And then, the painful chapter comes to an end.