A trio of white retarded bodybuilders in Florida get caught after kidnapping a Jewish fraudster with a heart of gold. Some people recommend this movie both on /fit/ and /tv/, and that means they're either Jewish or dumb. Based on a true story that happened in Miami, where a Jewish director Michael Bay lives and kisses the boot with his Bad Boys flicks. He can't stop slurping in this one either. The movie looks good and is fun to watch, but this is yet another "he thought Tony Montana is a good character " type of film. The amount of anti-white, anti-jock hatred in this movie is astonishing. The fit guys (played by a black, a rare Vietnamese-preying Jew, and a rock) are mouth-breathing racist losers who get jealous of Jewish wealth and want some too. Michael Bay, being a scrawny weak Jew with noodle arms and nose can't stop telling us how dumb and racist they are. They hate Yugoslavians (hey not cool man), the Chineses, Hungarians, rich Jewish kids who get to have a new bike every year and visit Omelette du fromage. And all because they didn't go to college! Damn! So, Jewish Marks Wahlberg  kidnaps Jewish Tony Shalom. Who is an assh**e, but also a hardworking Jew. Who paid his way through college by working at Pizza Hut... and then somehow got control of an oil pipe in Kazakhstan or Belgium. Cute, cute... HOWEVER, Dumbledore said calmly, the only two ways you can do that if a) you corrupt the local government or b) the government consists of Jews and you share the profits and baby blood. Pizza Hut my ass. He also has an off-shore bank vault with his baby shoes! Awww! Reminds me that scene from Commando where Arnold and "Steamy" Alyssa Milano feed a baby deer. In real life, the guy was caught stealing from the government. You know... when I was a little boy I also knew a rich Jewish kid who had a new bike every year. He was an assh**e.