The Paranormies Present: Friday Night Frights EP6: Holy Hand Grenade
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On this week's Friday Night Frights, Zev, Bradshaw, and Tyler do a deep dive on the 2004 film Constantine, based off of the DC character of the same name. Is it biblically accurate? Are the half breeds Nephilim? Why was the Spear of Destiny found in Mexico? Is Tilda Swinton hot? All of this and more is answered before Bradshaw spergs out about the 1998 Marvel classic Blade.

good evening everybody this is Friday Night Frights I'm your Jose of joining me tonight's we have Tyler what's up Sir how you what's going on today what's going on and how you doing that's pleasure to be back on Friday night capeshit new superhero movies here with horror movies Brad are you sure that's the typically what we do here I'm it's called Friday Night Frights I don't know man wiwichu some pretty interesting movies for well I you know I would want to explain how it ties in paranormies topic but I don't know if I really can someone what Brad do that blade American cinema at Marple a pertains to the old passages the Bible so Bradshaw if you would like this please I suggested bladebeak recovering Constantine on the paranormals this week they're doing the Book of Enoch and Khan you know religious overtones the Bradshaw week so Constantine matches up and then I said oblate is also a comic book movie one of the only good ones and also better honestly probably like especially the Old Testament shitload play Jericho getting f****** nuked did I think we got a Adventure out of us I think we should stop talking about this honor before someone steals our idea it seems like VeggieTales in g i g cartoon combine yeah anyway yeah Constantine and blade like Bradshaw said how many other movies that are maybe it was that shity movie with Russell Crowe The Book of Enoch or something call there do you think Noah right they just called it Noah pretty sure was just called Noah really gay title that looks like created at all that this replayed know of right like Noah's Ark Portman was something I didn't see it but so which one did you guys want to start with Constantine or blade I said was so Constantine and then we'll move into Blake because I know Bradshaw has a lot to say about blade oh I'm sure he does so you want to take us away with their constituents having Constantine movie didn't age well but the way it opens up really struck a nerve with me it opens up in Mexico this like almost ass Mexican f****** steps through hole in the floor then like some like Rundown it ends up being an abandoned church but he reaches into this hole where his foot like broke through and he pulls out f****** Nazi flag with the Spear of Destiny wrapped in it or was it just a Nazi imagery been missing since the end of world or two and somehow it turned up in Mexico that part know you never going to explain I explained that Hitler was the original castizo futurist you know trying to live out that your decision C-SPAN South America s fact okay anyway it makes sense that with the whole through Society seeking out holy relics in a cult relics it would make sense that the Nazis would you know come across the the Spear of Destiny or the length of longinus I like to call it is a big f****** weirdo Roman night longinus is the sort of the Roman soldier who struck the side of Crisis spear but the length Agnes is a a key item in Neon Genesis Evangelion but I don't want to get into that and we've all right so anyway the turns up in Mexico the mines had a problem with the fact that it turned up in Mexico digging through trivia come to find out that they wanted this place that scene in Istanbul in Turkey they'll make a hell of a lot more sense but budget constraints they couldn't do it can we just say the Turks wouldn't let him do it cuz there's think cockroaches at least I'd like some where the Nazis actually went you know okay so, did enjoy quite a bit of support for like Mexico and Germany have always had a really kind of special relationship and Sojourner Mexicans tended looking Germans, older brother so actually I mean if the Nazis didn't want to hide something some sympathizers in Mexico in the bad idea but we'll just think about it every time you crack open a Modelo at Modell's time you have to thank a German because that is a German beer made in Mexico beer brewing is it's just straight-up f****** German s*** no s*** I did not know that oh yeah the music to like a baseball northern Mexico really is -2 indio's in the India pretty much a bunch of Spaniards that mixed with German since of little bit of Italians that's northern Mexico chocolate there tonight so bulletproof sucking b you talking about George Soros Hebrew enough and being there when I think of the Caravan imagine if it was Northern Mexicans instead of Dino Squad Marlins and Hondurans I would say throw up in the Border where are all the castizo gf62 I've been saying for Years yet they all look like Salma Hayek open up the doors I'm like what the floodgates open and now I'm being invaded always running through my head the whole time is that scene from From Dusk Till Dawn I don't know I don't have a foot fetish but that scene please tell your personal life he gets the holy Lance and then he walks forward like he stumbles for the menu just like f****** hit by a truck totally cream and he was possessed by mamaw Nike whatever but they weren't clear about that did really weren't the only thing I really gave away that he was possessed was when the car hits him in the instead of like car getting destroyed normally you don't like a f*****-up hood and bumpers something like entire car mork's around his body and then he just like kind of like jumps up out and keeps running so then so I hate I didn't know maybe maybe. Tyler Constantine which is played by Keanu Reeves and this is basically like the holy version of John Wick I couldn't handle that how to say they'll like that that I appreciate his reaction in that in that film underpowered how do you say John Wick feel like his act like I'm not sending his acting was bad in this one but it just felt kind of like over over scariest and fake you don't I mean yeah he's trying to be dark and ominous and it didn't read workout snarky characters from the comic books comic books is supposed to be cynical and snarky supposed to be a smart-ass and self-centered dick head you know they write them all dark and brooding for the film originally like his character is supposed to be English like he's supposed to be from and no one even wanted to take the script because it's normally give a f*** then they change his character to America and that's when like Studio started jumping at and throwing out offers so like they they change this character and I will tell you having like a snorkie cynical character would have been much better had he been English yeah he was sarcastic and I feel like if there was cocky and snarky would it would have played a little bit better for the dark ominous so then he shows up at this apartment building and everything because a mother found her daughter like crawling up on the f****** wall and s*** you know Vietnamese Buck family or some Filipino he gets in there any meet some Hennessy and like give him a rundown of what's going on and he walks in and everything and that's where the girls on the bed like contorting and everything you do like something working yet you're basically some really really demonic twerking involved and like he listing was pretty cool you know he walks up to the window and everything and he's got like a different symbols and he's flicking it through the light until one of them causes a reaction when he realizes it's like what he's up against you know and Migos over there restart saying the prayers in Latin and he likes shoves this symbol on his forehead and everything this part is perfect I just feel like his reaction wasn't quick enough you know after the body comes down and whatnot New York wings and fries like jump Adam through his girl's throat f****** throw punches or just Irish dude Style Isaac back that thing up so I can watch it again cuz I guess funny so I don't remember that some kind of like some of the cooler like special effects aged very well on I know it was from 13 years ago or whatever but pretty grotesque like not liking a cringy go in like an uncomfortable yeah pressing through someone's throat and stretching their skin of kind of disgusting this is where like you were sending you the special effects kind of don't hold up though when he asks them to get a mirror and there they go they grab a mirror and he tells them like hold onto the mirror don't look at what's going on blah blah blah and as he's trying to basically like exorcise this demon and everything I'm the one guy looks and I just decided I didn't really understand it just kind of gave that like lovecraftian feel cuz when he goes down he sees what's going on in his hair changes gray he starts going crazy and freaked the hell out you know so all I could think of was like I love crafty and Nod there's just like a something you see the drive you to Madness the unimaginable Horrors they're making another one we just don't know I don't know he just doesn't get enough love I think they did like Re-Animator Shadow over innsmouth are we doing I think it's animated though like I can make like a actual like Lovecraft film in in creative the Eldritch horrors of of Lovecraft f****** real life you can't play there is a reason his work is so good and text is cuz if you did realize in your imagination you can't visually show the kinds of things in his stories New England no that's the cab Outback bread Chuck-E-Cheese actually you know what I'm School loud Gloucester that's right school to YouTube right now and it says that there's a Call of Cthulhu movie coming out in 18 it is 2018 in the future or something the total of the only thing I think that ever got like sort of Lovecraft inspired meteorite was amnesia the Dark Descent if you've never played that game before you should cuz it's f****** qualifying call me this morning if they just release some Lovecraft game might might check it out but yeah oh yeah some of that topic from talking about the guy looking at the the exorcism going on and it was kind of like looking into his like Madness you know broken Matt himself yasso continuing on from there the next thing like this I didn't really understand I don't know if the demon like transferred into mirror something attractive in the mirror this movie that we're kind of confusing cuz they didn't really explain anything like I know like blade for is a counterexample they can at least ate some s*** that kind of takes away from any sense of yeah like yeah okay that's helpful banana kills any mystery about it given on the other hand you have Constantine where it's like scary thing that makes no sense and I'm just going to casually disregard it another day in the park you know snapshot what they do in Blaine like how he got to where he is he tried to commit suicide and they revived I understand your problem with it I do think they were banking on me King a sequel to the film that actually happened so they didn't wanna you know they didn't want to give give it all away which countered with blade don't think they anticipated blade being a box office success that it was so then spying you know astrology yeah Fair box office success but you know the 90s dude the 90s were we time neon green shorts have seen seeing a picture from your dad if your dad from 1992 with a mullet wearing neon green shorts is there's a photo of my dad with his brothers fuckingawesome gladly went away anyway Constantine and Keanu Reeves who does not have mullet yeah so then they Tressa demon in the mirror and well before this he likes stuck his head out the room at the fire escape and was telling his sidekick the move the car Sidekick is played by Shia LaBeouf and yeah oh God Shia LaBeouf like mouse back to him too when he tells him to move the car is that why he liked just moved the car and I was more commenting on Shia LaBeouf. Rather than his being Jewish but just awful General but the only reason he got this entire gig for constan when was because he was in I Robot and Will Smith recommended them yeah that was the only reason even got the role Bruins movies had to have been Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the Crystal Skull it's impressive to say the least airplane behind Crystal Skull was to set up Shia LaBeouf is like the next Indiana Jones I just want to see waiting to be there like nothing go away the exorcism the Constantine sends the mirror out the window to destroy the mirror with demon trap side it lands directly on Shia LaBeouf f****** cab and I have not seen him that upset since he divide us let me run my car with a f****** demon in it and I told you to move the car the told you removing a lot further back on a known it was a demon that was actually funny candy he was driving a taxi vacuous don't know I think that is that is the sort of the character places that of a taxi driver who knows who knows John Constantine but if you want to accurately portray a taxi driver needs to be an immigrant so 2nd Street every single time I went to New York sevis in New York City my cab driver barely spoke English Uber drivers barely speak English I was about to say that have a question real quick what cuz you brought it up for as Yankees go by our people from chusetts minus the cord Urban demographic tolerable and not retarded like New Yorkers upstate New York what's up with this New York's terrible it's just like a very terrible place and it seeps out out of the city and into the state into New Jersey into Connecticut it's just like it's a virus it doesn't reach as far to Northern New England in Massachusetts has some okay people like if you want the best people at their infucking like New Hampshire and Maine play I like I honestly need is becoming a f****** red-state holdfast they got 20 Somalians shipped to another gun. Ash I can never remember the gentleman's name that the governor was talking about like age was about a police you know drug addicts getting girls pregnant and they have names like d-money and Shifty yeah man it I I love main I hope someday along line retired of Maine it's the most beautiful state there is just nothing but like freezing likes England is pretty pretty Ace movies off of Constantine next jumps over to the other main character technically not really but it's both characters are played by Rachel is it is oppressive East Vice Weiss I don't care so is it Weiss it's like is V I think it's like something really f***** up but she's Jewish whatever so the girl who the girl in constant portion character was to me I remember sister's name Isabella Isabel Isabel yeah Isabel wakes up in her hospital bed she's been mental institution egg explains it later on but basically she had like psychic abilities and s*** like that right and so does your sister her sister repressed it so she never got sent off to some mental mental institution you know so she starts like freaking out in the hospital like something's after and goes up to the roof and commit suicide jumps off right and I don't even really remember what comes after this part to be honest with you I know that Angela wakes up freaking out except like she she dreamed it kind of yeah they were like a connected mentally and then this is kind of weird but I think then it cuts to teen is talking to yeah yeah he's talking to his priests buddy and he gets the amulet from him or whatever that will it could have been such a cool character to but the just kind of made him suck cuz he's a guy's who's giving him like all this awesome s*** you know he's like oh this right screeching beetle teens James Bond if they actually flush the character oh yeah yeah Beeman I was the the Kris guy who I gave the amulet I forget even why is it doing that I mean I watch this movie recently to that yesterday just it's just so irrelevant yeah but yeah exactly this is begging irrelevant it like you did was not necessary or in Tennessee the whole thing like in my opinion that entire scene was the show off flashing gadgets hey I just kinda like look at this cool ass thing that you got now that was blessed by the Pope during the Crusades alright that's cool what else to assassinate the pope and I don't know how that would be a holy Relic that would be useful against the if he missed his shot Wireless bullet significance do they maybe have like table blood on that roof poke blood is necessarily a holy reagent infect humans with the f****** grids holy water thing I thought was both cheesy and kind of retarded really I've been splashed in the face smells like green zombies yeah it makes sense I mean that that's that's something they always play up and in these kind of demon movies television shows tubingen and then he Angela when does Angela's investigating her sister's suicide and she's all added Giselle adamant about she didn't kill herself and so she's totally not convinced be her special bond her sister didn't kill herself shoes murdered and so I forget how she meets him but she request why was he in the hospital after getting in the bucket elevator with constantini hits the f****** button to close the door and make some kind of snide and I don't remember what it was but this is when we're introduced to Gabriel guess you can call it that Tyler thing hot what is what is wrong with you sir dude no look pretty good like she looked pretty good but she didn't no no no Thailand women I don't understand tomboys nationalism AAA you know you can relate to a tomboy more than like you like a girl with nice childbearing hips you know that I see it skinny teenage boy body with a feminine face I don't get what's attractive about that but Tyler you are the homicide listen listen if we were talking about Doctor Strange if we were talking about Doctor Strange Tilda Swinton Brad's will be all over that cuz she plays a f****** like Chosen One he's a f****** weaves with man I don't even ever folks suggest you check it out but that f****** Orlando nightclub Tyler Tyler damn MDOC no everyone knows I Hangouts. if that makes you feel better the second time the angel on Constantine Constantine was that a public it's some kind of Gabriel Gabriel I am in the email Angel aura they named her him it it was kind of ambiguous it was referred to as both a hit that he and is she in the back later on Gabriel's day but you know I I feel like you kind of downplay importance of Gabriel who is an archangel not a run-of-the-mill angel just hanging out gyms in like 2 scenes yeah but the grand scheme of the Blancos is there is very important that I feel like that's kind of another error in the film's makeup this deserves not occupied prominent roles she should that deter me off cuz like really you see Gabriel in the beginning then you see it at the end and that's really it yeah pretty much the entire time like he really lets Beyond like what were introduced to Satan or Mammon or whatever like early on but why we we see his character as well he's literally the character that opens the movie and you see him once through someone else's flesh and that's the face it's a vague disembodied face more than that cuz he's also there when Hennessy kills himself or not kills himself but like drowns in his own puke in the liquor store in like cars that Insignia into his hand you seem again when constipated oh you're right Shipman Illinois yeah you're right you're right blank I'm a demon names it's the same one that gets the ship be out of f****** corporate office yeah yeah you're right okay so on that note real quick at the setting of this movie he's kind of like great wager or whatever they call it where the god or the gods God and the devil made it's like a deal or a better something for the fate of mankind souls to see who can gather more either influence and so angels and demons are not allowed to manifest manifest directly on earth like that they can influence making you do make Nephilim hybrids like like all these people are actually you know hybrids around the world and so that's when after the demon tries to break through in the beginning with Filipino family whatever Constantine goes to Genesis hey there trying to break through you know it is not Genesis Hennessy doesn't believe in the Genesis the first one that tells no no they can't do that Beeman tells him the same thing all three of those characters tell him the same thing when he presents midnight play by that that black dude who knows karate he's a good actor my in all honesty Plantation so it's from there that he gets there worried about demons crossing over whatever and so can I get Spice in the past paranormal stuff like three episodes on the Nephilim movies take on the Nephilim was kind what is uninspired doesn't even like address him by name you know it just calls them half-breeds or words you know can't come into our world but here these you know Nephilim that have demon names and their basically demons but you're not actually demons cuz you know they can't commit does Nephilim even worse is I'm going to like out my cell is like a fagg right now but I washed for natural they they make like Nephilim out to be more than an angels or demons I've seen the first f****** like 12 Seasons it's okay I feel your pain brother I've seen everything and I I got disappointed when Jeffrey Dean Morgan wasn't apart of the show anymore so is that the guy who plays the dad in The Walking Dead from Washington I want I watch The Walking Dead first two seasons dropped it in only backup just to watch up until sihoon Egan was cuz you won't talk about great performance dude my dude my TV just turned on by it Alexa Grill mentioned office hour lightsaber made me Nephilim after demons from like import what weather Saturday April is is it in Archangel like why are you I just I don't know there's so many more Angels could have named him after heard it dessert I'm going to ask myself is a faget to release the huge nerd Diablo the video pretty well because it in most like RPGs and s*** and I was like oh my characters f****** Godly powerful with no explanation that's just a thing like you know poke Diablo text like effort because you're actually so you know he is little angel angel autism as an aside Gabriel's the defender of his so I wish that like God made Gabriel their outfits we're jumping ahead but I'll say they'll save my peace Norbit yeah my dad doesn't my burning sword of Michael I'm not having this another one wasn't it I forget if it was Azrael or Samuel but it's the angel and there's speculation over whether it's Michael by a different name like as like an incarnation of his dryer cord and that's all I know that's the one thing I asked said with Michael pieces in like a pagan should not yeah dude I love actual like Christian mythology but I fucken like when you get annoyed crotch itches Boris the s*** out of me when they when they only talk about like you know loving Jesus or whatever it just like mythology behind it that that you might neglect it's the only reason I like Catholic and Orthodox more than Protestants I'm going to you know I kind of when I was a kid I had a kind of weird see you stick upbringing my dad came from a calvinist family but him and my Grandpa are both play quasi pagans if they were to live best with the old religion and whatnot and my mom was Catholic interesting that Stephen was with my sister had like a very really know why but I used to get because you know I was interested in all world stalogy and my grandpa used to give me books for my birthday and stuff there like you know Gyptian mythology Greek mythology call Christian mythology Testament you know in before Kai chill or whatever because it's really kind of a story of a bunch of like Bronze Age Canaanites just f****** each other out trying to compete for the favor of of the deity's 4 at the very least makes for an interesting story and Bradshaw stuffy goddamn bathing sorry is meet yourself you can do that but but you know I have been a little Puff anyway I've always felt that I think in this is maybe one modern Christianity kind of feeling a bit is because they demystify it like yeah it was no real sense of spiritual mystery there Lord this to it it's just like oh here's some principles and visible Sky beds that's a reductionist kind of thing with that but how much lower is available to the church more or less Christian Christianity but you know one that includes belief in the angels and demons and whatnot that is a lot more tolerable to me this kind of Solace you know anyone with that my personal take on it insects Go I mean I I do sympathize with Catholicism because it's 1 and it's what my mom was but at the same time Neil given like he's in sympathies and what not Calvinism sense of fatalism like you know Calvin is very much as the idea that you know everything was written long time ago and there's nothing you can do about just play your part and very fatalistic in my outlook on life sets subscribe to handling this the entire time about you go you go to a f****** with a busy Presbyterian that that has like tranny's now no Episcopal yet reason there's a piscivore tranny preachers now these people kind of have lost the entirety of their faith and they just follow the what scene believe the teachings of rice to be just you know just just love Church of England I'm not really making hyperbole there it really did so what you have is quit toothless lion without a British Empire the Anglican Church too everyone has this idea now that Jesus was this homeless hippie peace activist when in actuality like I listen to this I don't really want to call Chilling but it's something that I was just called that Larry show and he has this decide podcast called sinner someday and he's like a normie kind of you know just a normal kind of pro.guy ProMaster he kind of podcast but he is he he talks about the stories of the Bible and he'll talk about you know Jesus Christ showing up in thrown over the table whipping the money changers of the whip but ever an astigmatism idea of Christ being a a sunken chested Meek's soyboy and that's everyone thinks he is now everyone who's everyone who goes to these kinds of churches this think of that's what they are right I can even your average man in the Middle Ages Christ conquering Warrior type because that's aspired to be and now he's like super cool hipster Bros everybody because that's what they all want to be because of society tells us the entire what's up God loves everyone so you should love everyone to like you. Remember this is the same guy that ordered entire nation to be demolished and brimstone down on f****** Gamora like don't tell me that he's just a peaceful f****** dude I know he he gets angry he's not a per God I mean my pseudonym like it literally comes from a Hebrew word meaning wolf and nickname for Benjamin who was Noah beloved Son of God or whatever beloved person in God's eyes and his name literally connotate to his nickname contacts to someone that fuckshit up more less you don't you know what's crazy is when when did like all these like sort of liberal Christian's went when a bunch of f****** pagans have to explain Christian theology they don't understand play I sit there like you know because a lot of people I associate with our Christian Reno or they hate on and then I'm going to tell you why Christianity not as dumb as you think it is and it just feels kind of like why do I have to explain your religion to you we are not we are not the godcast we are not the guy this week's arjani I just guessed is probably going to get uploaded I feel like we can skip over a lot of s*** cuz it like a lot of irrelevant scenes come up so let's just jump to the part where is hell like running through different Urban locations being chased by demons book there's the one scene where he literally like light up a cigarette after having a coughing fit and like you hear someone say hey you got a light because yeah he looks up he just gets fucken attack but it's giant like man made of bugs and they start duking it out in the street and was like what the f*** is this dude I thought that was his buddy that was like do something cuz he loved but yeah so f****** weird man they didn't make any sense and that entire scene was irrelevant that was I think that was just the kind of sure like oh yeah you know this is normal for him Avis phuc yea Houston explain much about him at all visions and he tried to get away from it was suicide nothing yeah it's very unsatisfied it's like basically what he's doing now at least from the comic books is he's trying to win his way back into heaven and that's why he's basically put a call wife towards hunting demons and s*** so I say this movie is a hole in the hole you know I'd be of Constantine is it's supposed to be more relatable version but like when you put on the big screen that comes out of gays f*** so let's jump to the scene where he's going to hell this part is it goes multiple times the first time when he a store is that when this is one where he like has the cat and everything is in Angela's apartment so he he like grabs this f****** cat and like a bucket of water and he speed in the water and he's holding the cat and he tells Angela to leave that she has to be out of the room and like as soon as she shut Dorothy Lake transports the f****** hell does the cat have to do with this he's like staring into the cat's eyes and this poor cats looking at him like what the f*** man is it like I needed more reasons to distrust cats after we get off of this call this episode might not be released if I die but had a decent run here but the the entire idea was he was going to go into hell to find Isabelle right and it so he goes down there he's like walking through Hell and Hell actually look pretty cool to be honest with you Lonely Road exactly that's what it was that used influence from like old 1960s test footage of nuclear Illusions inch it was pretty cool because the original f****** idea for help was garbage was that word that that word you just said what word did I say nuclear whatever man alright so so there myself anyways as they're at as the original concept for hell what they were going to do was like a black void with an oil like floor so the fact that they went with that was more tar like this was the bad like that boil gleam you know you've ever seen like a oil on on Steel those look like that but like a shitload of it and I was like wow that that would have f****** sucked I'm glad they changed that but as he's going through of the demon start coming after me finds Isabel whatever he's able to rip off her wristband and he brings it back with him into our world bright and that's when Angela comes and he's like smoking and everything and the cat like runs off and then he walks route to the car he's trying to explain like demons you know man like dudinha totally you know are you going to help us this would be a lot more if it was Bill and Ted said go exercising wild stallions don't I don't care like death is on their side you know like that be awesome so Sucrets bro car and everything the street lights all go out like all the way down the road and I like the way they film that scene I thought that seems film nice where it is looking down one way of the road then as the lights are going off at turns the camera in the other direction I like how they did that instead of like cutting to just the other side of swinging motion I thought that was a nice piece of cinematography I'm not saying it was bad but this movie it was just like there was nothing really impressed cinematography rats score there's nothing really you're looking at it from from now I both films are covering our very style over substance and when and when they came out they were phenomenal like they were awesome they were action-packed but like looking back obviously it's not going to live up well I never saw it when it was new currents I guess that need to change my perception of it Fair Fare so like then the f****** they try to get Angela's car Angela tries to get into her car and the doors locked and right across the street is was there was a statue Jesus there and like I was the only light remaining so they like run over there I thought that she was corny as hell have a guy that's that's pretty f****** lame but young there's Darkness all around him and everything and he likewise has lied on their f****** demons that's kind of lame too and explanation as to what they are weird Candlestick thing we like shoots out a shitload of Fire crucifix song about the Holy shotgun that they f****** sweet dude nothing was badass you you get the f*** out of my face we think otherwise but I thought that was a f****** stupid ass gun do those pretty f****** cool to man are you just hating on all weapons I can't handle it God it when we get into blade hold on I swear to God if when we get in the blade if you talked s*** about the f****** full Auto 10 mm pistol I will fight you with the MP5 is somehow fires like at the f****** m240b MP5 machine gun Constantine so this is coming up with me when Hennessy kills himself in the liquor store he likes having like a weird panic act like he knows that he's being followed and s*** Alcazar was talking to narrating with the Nephilim are and how like they're influenced by their parentage it says you know some of them can drive Leadbetter hellborn can drive you mad with a whisper says Balthazar like smirking over Hennessey's corpse funeral you know whatever and then winning over a minute he's got angel wings but yeah that was gay too ifucking Angel Nephilim or whatever he's kind of stood there all you did nothing to help you f****** dick head Hyatt care I'm just curious about that but you know probably best to avoid that subject for the time being the next would be when Constantine finds Hennessy body and everything he sees it in Bull emblem that he carved into his hand and honestly it looks like a Celtic being honest I supposed to be yeah and so big white nationalist therapist this is like way before any of that she was like really a problem except they did burn the Nazi flag so get into the hands of any neo-nazis fun piece of trivia there yeah in real life real life yeah like the prop yeah they burned it so neo-nazis hands on it okay paranoid and bizarre but alright weird flex but I Hitman here's the symbol and here's what it looks like in for whatever f****** reason like demon couldn't picture it he'd like draw down on a piece of paper it's so simple United's it is literally a f****** cross with a circle around it Christmas f****** symbol drawing okay fair enough you like refers to the book on demonology and everything and he's like that's the symbol of a mammalian or whatever Mamon namalu and as he's like giving f****** John Wick this story like I here's what's going on Constantine what's up like what this demon and everything he starts hearing like noises and stuff stop the f****** bowling alley that he works in Orwell operator breaking out of their jars isn't he over and s*** like that and as he's telling Constantine all this stuff you start seeing like bugs crawling through his eyes it's really it's pretty gross pretty good special effects over you can see that bug crawling up underneath his eyelid then like coming up over those pretty decent was that yeah the fly that flies comes out of his eye yeah so then teen and Angela hurry up over to Beeman's and they find his entire like corpse devoured there and then we can skip over bunch of s*** and jump to worry beat the f*** out of Balthazar this was pretty cool I thought you know he's got like a the holy f****** knuckledust he goes in there like what what's up going to make a money pipe reference but yeah he does have holy hand grenades he does like it when Beeman first gets introduced he drops off holy hand grenades with your like see-through Christmas decoration with crosses on them Antioch Brooklyn basically like you seeing slide them over his fingers and she's got the crosses on the knuckles and everything a punches Balthazar in the face in light half is like s*** f****** disappears you know start showing like that decrepit demon look which zombie weird swampy type skeletal thing like the bodies decayed indicating a swamp witch because they didn't go for like a stereotypical look like they tried something different what time they tried something different so I appreciated that the demon is demon is it going to be you know just a Redskin person with weird the horns and you know cloven hooves horrifying appearance of demons varies wildly throughout misamore after taking care of Balthazar this is when they go to so refresh my memory did I just I literally just watch this movie f****** last night I can't so after after defeats Balthazar mysterious figure Sears doesn't resurrect Balthazar as he said was promised pieces like he's like he's good on the flooring and somehow you still talking talking about like Resurrection Resurrection yeah that didn't really make sense to me it's presumed my monster whatever comes up and consumes him like I would do that normally again just things that don't make sense in this movie f****** more shittin let's just get to the part where he decides to go after everything cuz I mean like we're already in our end got a lot about a lot of stuff so next like this is where he decide like I'm just going to f*** everything up the holy f****** shotgun which is I thought it was is f****** sweet bad Mass it's so stupid it's so dumb that I thought was pretty cool with Keanu Reeves actually bought this prop and gave it to the director is check Keanu Reeves is just a good dude at General Fun Factory originally wanted Nicolas Cage throwing Constantine sent through the 2000s where they want to f****** Nicolas Cage to play Everything remember he got casted for Superman I would pay money to see Nicholas Constantine I'm going to steal the Dead Sea Scrolls National Treasures mixed with Constantine I would tell if I can watch that I haven't seen Mandy yet no actually if we were in a comment if we're going to cover that I haven't seen it yet was good home and I I'm waiting till I hear someone else the only person I know that I believe McNabb watch disease and I personally did didn't McNabb enjoy it outside of a circles whose seen it said it was a great movie Hecate from YouTube Josie called Mandy and horror film yes what the hell is it about I don't know and I left all of her his people were telling me like Nicolas Cage made a good movie that's good I guess so f*** them I do it actually is a very good movie I like face off get the ship I love the way appreciate it probably would like the coolest scenes and this like reminded me of John Wick is when he walks into that room and he's like I am John Constantine and you're in violation of blah blah f****** blah and you have this amount of time to get out and he sets off the f****** sprinkler system which the heat turned into holy water motherfukers up dude things are just like basically zombies getting f****** blown apart and mass like hear the stories yeah so it's at this point he would eat these weren't these weren't NFL these were not feeling they were half demons so they're there. knock knock angels yeah but the demons are our way weaker than Angels they always have been in any kind of so it makes sense that demons are susceptible to literally archangel in context of what what's context of this lore half I mean angels sponsor half angels whereas the demons are the creations of an Angel there for are going to be weaker than an angel in love themselves the store seem like I mentioned earlier that the Nephilim are either Neil product of an angel or demon are those The Goonies the forgetting blast those were Nephilim Mondragon name but you just saying that it that I expected a demon to be weaker I expected a half-demon to be weaker than the halftime show okay but I think it's kind of a cop-out the Nephilim concept I want to hear you calling the possessed Angela and him and Chaz are able to like exercise her and everything and this is where Chaz gets what's coming to his cocky ass is there is a Javanese Kramer Chas Kramer like don't f*** with me or whatever writing than he's just like walking nowhere gets slammed against the ceiling slammed against the floor slammed against slammed against the floor again and his character dies so that was the end of Shia LaBeouf actually real quick I think his name is actually a reference to Heinrich Kramer who is the author alif last episode the first German witch hunter notoriety that's actually pretty cool though if that was on purpose that's a pretty cool influence there cuz I like a b**** so wrong archangels so I guess like the entire thing after this this is where Gabriel comes up and starts the s*** out of Constantine and I guess this is where Gabriel reveals its entire plan Pharrell to take over Earth or whatever the f*** right and starts revealing that yours tire plant entire plan deserves whatever Trinity is not for you to decide sir so I guess Maman man and whatever the f*** supposed to be birthed through Angela's body right like she was supposed to be like that Gateway fermented come out mom on however the f*** were pronouncing it and make the Rosemary of this story Damien really fits here the devil child like literally devil Travis He is characteristic posed to be the son of Lucifer so Keanu Reeves realizes that night well there ain't s*** I can do so he cuts his wrist because that causes that's what all depressed teenagers do when they feel they don't have options basically and he does this because he knows that Lucifer will come to Earth to claim his personally which they don't really like okay so the devil's bad just didn't you personally like I I don't know. I think it's more of that down the demons and kill them Satan's beings and s*** you know I knows of you disagree but I thought f****** Peter Stormare did a f****** awesome job as Satan like the Persona like the outfit and here's what I'm going to say it was no that's not gay the original f****** outfit was him wearing a leather vest that was the original idea for saying he when he stepped in it was like he's going to wear a white suit and he's going to have tar dripping from his feet so like and he he looks like a Lucifer what is 221 does oh my God you want a good blucifer you want a good devil the guy that plays Randall Flagg in the stand miniseries that guy's a fuckingawesome luciferian kind of figure I hate the references twice in one show but the other guy that plays Lucifer in Supernatural I think those are really good job he's probably the only he does but but like is when you think of I don't know there's just something about his is very endings German referencing him in The Big Lebowski just looking at him like I mean I can pick Pam is being like a sort of bad guy in evil still like Lucifer is let's fair but I don't think he did a very good job and not like it wasn't bad thought it was a very unremarkable movie the devil from Supernatural though he's not really like you know that inductive kind of Prince of Darkness type of Devil he's more like the charismatic I am your Buddy Guy you're witty a****** that's God damn it I hate to admit it like that show butts they did not handle the windigo episode very well I'm going to have to tax they f*** the f****** a lot of we're going off on a tangent like the f****** a lot of lore do every time they related ifucking rip up the goddamn wall

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