Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre is offensively bad, like Guy Ritchie lured you into the theater with the promise of a fun Jason Statham action movie and threw rocks at you while insulting your mother instead. The film is so inept, so poorly constructed and executed, so staggeringly awful that you wonder if anyone has the same agent they did when they signed onto it. I didnโt walk out of the theater angry; I walked out relieved that it was finally over. The anger happened while the movie was playing. That sounds hyperbolic; it isnโt.
When a team of mercenaries assaults a laboratory and steals a weapon so top secret nobody even knows what it is (astonishingly, the Zucker Brothers didnโt write this film), British Intelligence calls in its top spy team to retrieve whatever it is theyโre...