‘Christmas Bloody Christmas’ Should Be Unplugged

“Christmas Bloody Christmas” enters the anti-Yuletide pantheon via a robotic Santa out for blood.

And that’s more or less where the film’s ambitions dry up.

The uber-low budget affair takes forever to heat up, finding little of note in its cyber-Santa origin story. Its key selling point? Some snarky banter between the two leads before Ol’ St. Nick picks up an axe.

All record shop owner Tori Tooms (Riley Dandy) wants for Christmas is meaningless sex. Instead, she settles for a drink with her employee, Robbie (Sam Delich), who clearly has a crush on her.

Tori would rather avoid a romantic entanglement with her staff, but she’s game to fight, flirt and focus on drinking as much as possible.

Unbeknownst to them, a clunky prologue warns of a malfunctioning line of robotic...

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Dec 5th 2022
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