Like Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt has appeared to be on the verge of reversing the irreversible rules of time. Three years ago, when he was 55, he looked positively Greek-godlike as he completed a roofing job shirtless in his justifiably Oscar-winning role in Once Upon a Timeโฆ In Hollywood. Earlier this year he gleamed like the top of the Chrysler Building in his hilarious turn as a glamorous daredevil adventurer in The Lost City. Now, suddenly, in Bullet Train, heโs a bit wrinkly, heโs a bit puffy, and his plentiful hair doesnโt exactly look fully real. In other words, he looks his ageโby which I mean the age of 58 if youโre Brad Pitt. Trust me, I didnโt look anything like him when I was 58 a few years ago, but he is now recognizably in my cohort, whereas before he seemed gorgeously...
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Aug 8th 2022