REVIEW: โ€˜Bullet Trainโ€™

Like Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt has appeared to be on the verge of reversing the irreversible rules of time. Three years ago, when he was 55, he looked positively Greek-godlike as he completed a roofing job shirtless in his justifiably Oscar-winning role in Once Upon a Timeโ€ฆ In Hollywood. Earlier this year he gleamed like the top of the Chrysler Building in his hilarious turn as a glamorous daredevil adventurer in The Lost City. Now, suddenly, in Bullet Train, heโ€™s a bit wrinkly, heโ€™s a bit puffy, and his plentiful hair doesnโ€™t exactly look fully real. In other words, he looks his ageโ€”by which I mean the age of 58 if youโ€™re Brad Pitt. Trust me, I didnโ€™t look anything like him when I was 58 a few years ago, but he is now recognizably in my cohort, whereas before he seemed gorgeously...

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Aug 8th 2022
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