I don't care how fast you think you are, you're not outrunning a horse. That's something this thief didn't think about before taking off, but then, no one can really accuse this new breed of criminals of being all too bright.

Our little Husain Bolt wannabe had stolen seven pairs of sunglasses from a vendor in Times Square earlier, reports NBC4 New York, and after the vendor confronted him, he waved a broken piece of glass at him. Obviously, he couldn't afford a proper knife, so he had to make due. The vendor informed the police, and the available footage takes place after the police locate and confront the man.

There isn't audio, so we'll just have to use our imaginations to fill in the conversation.

OFFICER: Hey, bud, can I talk to you for a second?

BOLT: Psht, if you can catch me.

OFFICER:...